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Book Review: Newbourne Park by Jennifer Thorne

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Newbourne Park by Jennifer Thorne
G.P. Putnam’s Sons, 2026
ISBN-13: 979-8217177769
Available: Hardcover, Kindle edition, audiobook (pre-order before September 29)
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Those obnoxious English aristocrats never want to share their beautiful country houses with the help while they go on vacation. Why? I mean, they aren’t there anyway, are they? What’s worse, when their minions do decide to invite themselves over, one of those snooty people comes back unexpectedly and makes everyone feel like they deserve whatever they get just for having a little fun and relaxation. No one would expect things to take such a turn.

 

Martha has an inkling, though. Those bones in the barrel? They might be deer bones. Maybe. The horses gone from the stable? Strange, but whatever. The main thing is that plenty of food and alcohol are available. Strangely, the meals are all leftovers, but so what? The partiers are too drunk to care. The group’s host has barely started the job. It’s a bit brazen to risk losing his position by having everyone over for an illicit house party, one would think. Clearly, bad things are about to happen– and they do.

 

What makes this story extra interesting is finding out what happens after the catastrophe. The sullen townspeople do not seem very sympathetic to the plight of the survivor when she turns up. In fact, they seem hostile, so you get to thinking the creepy stories like the one about the so-called Dripping Man might be true. The poor victim is going through some physical and mental challenges and spends time on odd websites which give tips on eating and how to lock yourself up at night.

 

In Part 2 of the novel, the survivor is invited to join a club with others she can relate to, which is unusual given the invitation comes from Lady Lambert herself, who has her own secrets and is far from innocent. What blue-blooded nonsense has this woman gotten herself into?

 

Jennifer Thorne’s Newbourne Park is a rollicking good time in spite of its dark take on what goes on in the English countryside after the sun goes down. The narrator is cheeky, sarcastic, and cool. She tells us everything, accurately and honestly, and she is far from naive. At the same time, she is, somehow, not to be trusted. A lurking suspense and fear build throughout this book in the same manner as music heightens the emotions in a horror film making the viewer think the worst even while the action suggests nothing of the sort. At the same time, the most horrible details are unpleasantly normalized. This is a horror novel with attitude and a creative swerve in that we certainly know what there is to know, yet we are surprised by what we know and even more surprised by what happens as a result. Chalk it all up to some superbly inventive writing by Jennifer Thorne.

 

 

Reviewed by Nova Hadley

Book Review: Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler

 

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Imperfect Creatures by Joe Butler
Diachroneity Books, 2025
ISBN-13: 9781738360925
Available: Paperback, audio
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As Clare drives along the road to the small town of Harrow to attend her father Marshall’s funeral, she hits a man with her car. A panic attack strikes her as the man dies in front of her. The police and paramedics arrive, asking the usual questions, until one of them asks if she has heard of the New Foundation. After Clare accepts a ride to the diner there from a police officer, she has a strange conversation with her aunt, and finally returns to her childhood home. Warned against working with Marshall’s research assistant Jack, she searches for his research notes for his final book.

 

Shortly after the funeral, Clare collapses, and wakes up as she finds herself driving along the road to attend her father Marshall’s funeral, when she hits a deer with her car. She attends the funeral, and meets Jack who knows many things about Marshall’s research and wants to help Clare put the pieces together, even though she has been warned not to get involved with her. Then, she wakes up to another vehicular accident.

 

Stuck in a warped time loop, with each cycle opening a different mystery, the pattern repeats several times. With each repetition, Clare discovers more about the New Foundation, and the House, an eons-old eldritch being. She faces her mother’s dementia and tragic death, as well as family secrets.

 

The book is sectioned into the acts that are titled for the five stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance), plus one called “Trauma.” Butler’s story is unsettling, with characters that are Lynchian in their small-town ways and even the environment. An aunt delivering warnings of doom, an enigmatic cult leader with a wish to bring people to the House, the ghost of Clare’s father providing clues, and more, provide an eerie cast, guiding or hindering Clare throughout the book. Clare’s paranoia about impending doom, reliving family trauma, and her own death, always simmer underneath, even when she tamps them down and tries to deny them. She questions her sanity and wonders if what she experiences is real, which makes for an interesting and frightening read.

 

The physical environments are effective at creating a sense of unease. It was difficult not to imagine the diners from Mulholland Drive and Twin Peaks as Clare was taking in her surroundings when she was inside the local diner. I was never sure if it was a safe place, an in-between space, where characters could breathe before their next dilemma or if it was a place where danger lurked underneath.

 

The design of the book itself is reminiscent of books like House of Leaves, and Uketsu’s Strange Houses and Strange Buildings. Text boxes are arranged throughout, disrupting the main story. Strange figures appear in the margins. Disjointed sentences litter some of the pages, making the reader stop to decipher the words and images. Excerpts from Marshall’s notebooks lead Clare and the reader through his thought processes, research, and disturbing discoveries that could not possibly be real (could it?). I thoroughly enjoyed the experience of just flipping through the pages where Butler experimented with the layout.

 

This would be a great book for readers who are fans of David Lynch, House of Leaves, and cosmic horror. Highly recommended.

 

Reviewed by Lizzy Walker

Book Review: Brokeula by Michael J. Seidlinger

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Brokeula by Michael J. Seidlinger

CLASH Books, 2026

ISBN: 9781968043094

Available: Paperback, Kindle edition

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Vampire James Sugre has seen the rise and fall of empires, usually with him on top, riding the wave of prosperity. But with a recently failed crypto investment, he is down to nothing. Even worse, he is overdrawn, resulting in his first acolyte calling him “Brokeula”. 

 

James laments the capitalist system in which bloodsuckers such as himself struggle to survive while the elites in the Vampire Nation are living comfortably on high quality synthetic drugs (which they have a monopoly over), forcing regular bloodsuckers like James to hunt and feed on humans like peasants. Vampire peasants. He recalls, “I know what it feels like to have so much power that I could end an entire industry, a whole town, on a mere thought”, yet is now struggling to remember to cancel an auto-renew subscription that takes another hit on his finances.

 

After a few failed get rich schemes, he turns Lauren, a savvy, vampire fangirl, to be his vampire acolyte. She convinces him to create an MLM (multilevel marketing) scheme with a tiered pricing plan to turn other humans. By creating an army of vampires and amassing huge amounts of money, he thinks he can overtake the Vampire Nation and their exclusive synthetic blood supply. Instead of the deadly, violent battle he expected, James finds out the haves will always have an upper hand over the have-nots, without losing one drop of blood. Finally, James realizes the answer to “what can go wrong when you turn all humans into vampires?”

 

This short novel (a little over 100 pages) shows that immortality and centuries of experience does not mean you still can’t be a dumbass. If you like the show “What We Do In The Shadows”, you’ll enjoy reading the trials and tribulations of an out-of-luck vampire hoping to regain his former glory and riches in a system set up to make it really hard to get ahead.