Freaky Franky by William Blackwell

Telemachus Press, 2017

ISBN: 978-1-945330-94-0

Available: Paperback, eBook

Freaky Franky by is a gory, yet moralistic, tale about the increasingly popular, cult religion of Santa Muerte. Santa Muerte’s origins include elements of pre-Columbian  gods, European symbols of death and plague, and Catholicism.  It is said to have tens of millions of devotees in Latin America, especially Mexico and the American Southwest, among the disadvantaged, poor and downtrodden.  In Mexico, Santa Muerte is said to be popular among members of rival drug cartels.  The Roman Catholic Church and several Protestant denominations condemn its practice.

The Lady’s symbol is a female skeleton dressed in a robe, which usually carries a globe and scythe.  Devotees light candles and give offerings of tobacco smoke, alcohol, money and food.  The Lady grants wishes for love, wealth, health and protection.  However, she also grants wishes for vengeance and power over others.

Freaky Franky begins with seemingly unrelated horrific murders in Mexico and Prince Edward Island (PEI).  Equally gory murders and a violent sexual assault follow in the Dominican Republic.  Soon it is clear that the common thread is that worshipers of Santa Muerte are to blame.  In particular, Franklin, an expat who fled from a tragic childhood in Prince Edward Island, is responsible for much of the mayhem in a Dominican resort town.

However, in this story the Lady grants wholesome wishes as well.  A Mexican doctor in PEI uses Santa Muerte to cure Franklin’s nephew.  Anita, Franklin’s estranged sister, travels to the Dominican Republic to reconnect with him.  She prays to the Lady to help a young vacationing couple and turn Franklin away from doing evil.  Devotees can use Santa Muerte for good or for evil.  However, the novel makes it clear that those who use it for evil will be severely punished in their mortal life and in their afterlife.  Franklin struggles between these choices.  Can he be saved?

The plot is initially confusing until the common thread of Santa Muerte becomes clear after the first few chapters.  Thereafter, it moves along well.  The characters are mostly one-dimensional.  However, Franklin and Helen, Anita’s bullied friend, are interesting when they waver between using the Lady for evil and good.

Contains: graphic sex, sexual assault, violence and gore.

Reviewed by Robert D. Yee