{"id":4573,"date":"2016-07-10T01:42:55","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T05:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/?p=4573"},"modified":"2016-09-18T22:44:57","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T02:44:57","slug":"you-might-be-in-a-horror-novel-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/you-might-be-in-a-horror-novel-if\/","title":{"rendered":"You Might Be In A Horror Novel If&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/jasondarkseries.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/gothicnovels-560x300.jpg\" alt=\"The 25 Best Gothic Horror Books\" width=\"551\" height=\"295\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You are in an abandoned mansion in the middle of nowhere.<\/p>\n<p>You are a governess, left alone with oddly acting or obviously evil children.<\/p>\n<p>You are isolated from the rest of the world by weather, geography, and\/or another outside force beyond your control.<\/p>\n<p>You do not trust the evidence of your own senses.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2a9A6Vp\" target=\"_blank\">The Turn of the Screw<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Henry James, <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>or\u00a0<\/strong><strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29Dokqj\" target=\"_blank\">This House Is Haunted\u00a0<\/a><\/em>by John Boyne<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It is stormy, dark and gloomy.<\/p>\n<p>You are the captive of a scheming and sadistic governess, teacher, caretaker, or relative.<\/p>\n<p>You are trapped in the walls, a basement, a closet, or an attic.<\/p>\n<p>There is a hedge maze, Escher-style stairs, or carnivorous beast on the property.<\/p>\n<p>Authorities are absent or unable to help you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29DTdcp\" target=\"_blank\">Flowers in the Attic<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by V.C. Andrews, <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>or\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29vXLAE\" target=\"_blank\">Misery<\/a><\/em>\u00a0by Stephen King<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Your house is a former asylum or school, built over a graveyard, or the site of a cold-case murder.<\/p>\n<p>You have specifically been told not to open a door.<\/p>\n<p>Ghosts are either menacing you, possessing you, or asking you for help.<\/p>\n<p>An inanimate object starts talking to you.<\/p>\n<p>Someone is leading you through dark, underground tunnels or catacombs.<\/p>\n<p>Your nightmares seem very, very real.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29vY5iA\" target=\"_blank\">Down A Dark Hall<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Lois Duncan, <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>or the stories of Edgar Allan Poe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It is bright and sunny, and everyone is very, very, happy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_nc7QQI94c4k\/TQEYf3443rI\/AAAAAAAAAko\/eACQMUS87i8\/s1600\/edward%2B5.jpg\" width=\"341\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You are uneasy without obvious reason.<\/p>\n<p>You are uneasy with obvious reason.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone in town is related to (or at least knows) everyone else.<\/p>\n<p>There is a terrible secret in your town&#8217;s past (or present).<\/p>\n<p>A disturbing community ritual, probably involving demon worship, is scheduled for the near future.<\/p>\n<p>You are offered a favor in exchange for your soul.<\/p>\n<p>You find a book or journal that clearly will summon an ancient evil.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in \u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29wxAZf\" target=\"_blank\">The Thirteen\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Susie Moloney <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>or\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29s6eBi\" target=\"_blank\">The Stepford Wives<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Ira Levin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A classified, experimental government program has gone awry.<\/p>\n<p>An inexplicable and incurable virus has infected the majority of the population.<\/p>\n<p>A malicious mythical creature attempts to eat you, assimilate you, or seduce you.<\/p>\n<p>A vigilante or cult-like group is bent on destruction.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in <em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29JhX2i\" target=\"_blank\">The Strain<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Chuck Hogan and Guillermo del Toro <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>or\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29vNbLH\" target=\"_blank\">The Fireman\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Joe Hill<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Giant, mutated creatures are approaching.<\/p>\n<p>Ominous, tentacled creatures appear on the scene.<\/p>\n<p>The narrator or main character is showing clear evidence of insanity.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2a9DM9v\" target=\"_blank\">Maplecroft<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Cherie Priest, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29EGsgL\" target=\"_blank\">Clickers<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by J.F. Gonzalez, <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>or the works of H.P. Lovecraft.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>People are dying in brutal, horrifying, appalling ways.<\/p>\n<p>Someone, or something, wants to eat you for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in <em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29vOERU\" target=\"_blank\">Succulent Prey<\/a>\u00a0<\/em><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">by Wrath James White,<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">or\u00a0<\/span><em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29JjJR8\" target=\"_blank\">Monster Island<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by David Wellington<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Your perceptions are unreliable or distorted.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t trust your memories.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t trust the media.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You might be in\u00a0<em style=\"line-height: 1.5;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29Jkutl\" target=\"_blank\">A Head Full of Ghosts<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>by Paul Tremblay<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You have a feeling of bone deep terror.<\/p>\n<p>That unending sense of dread just won&#8217;t go away.<\/p>\n<p>You hear a loud &#8220;slam&#8221; and things go dark&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re probably trapped in a horror novel. 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You are a governess, left alone with oddly acting or obviously evil children. You are isolated from the rest of the world by weather, geography, and\/or another outside force beyond your control. You do not trust the evidence of your own senses. &nbsp; You<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/you-might-be-in-a-horror-novel-if\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2502,907,2785,2782,2786,2790,1561,970,1386,1390,2783,890,2776,2774,2174,2787,2772,2778,499,2784,957,2789,2503,11,67,2788,202,1753,2773,2780,2781,2779,2775,2777,882,303],"class_list":["post-4573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-head-full-of-ghosts","tag-apocalyptic-fiction","tag-cherie-priest","tag-chuck-hogan","tag-clickers","tag-david-wellington","tag-down-a-dark-hall","tag-edgar-allan-poe","tag-flowers-in-the-attic","tag-gothic-fiction","tag-guillermo-del-toro","tag-h-p-lovecraft","tag-henry-james","tag-humor","tag-ira-levin","tag-j-f-gonzalez","tag-joe-hill","tag-john-boyne","tag-lois-duncan","tag-maplecroft","tag-misery","tag-monster-island","tag-paul-tremblay","tag-readers-advisory","tag-stephen-king","tag-succulent-prey","tag-supernatural-fiction","tag-susie-moloney","tag-the-fireman","tag-the-stepford-wives","tag-the-strain","tag-the-thirteen","tag-the-turn-of-the-screw","tag-this-house-is-haunted","tag-v-c-andrews","tag-wrath-james-white"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4573"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4789,"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573\/revisions\/4789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monsterlibrarian.com\/TheCirculationDesk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}