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Book Review: The Girl With the Lollipop Eyes by Lucy Leitner

The Girl With The Lollipop Eyes, by Lucy Leitner

Blood Bound Publishing, 2023

ISBN: 9781940250618

Available: Paperback, Kindle edition

Buy:  Amazon.com

 

 

The back cover advertises this as a “detective adventure in slacker noir.”  I’m not sure what that means, but this type of book works well when read in an overstuffed recliner with a six-pack of wobbly-pops.  It‘s not the story alone that drives this, it’s mainly the characters and overall style.  No further doubt: Leitner has a unique writing style all her own and deserves more recognition.

 

This isn’t a horror novel, it’s a detective novel, in the style of the old Spillane ones.  But it’s written in Leitner’s offbeat, humorous way, and that makes it a lot more entertaining than anything Mickey wrote in the Mike Hammer series.  The book is carried start to finish by wannabe PI Thor Cole, his miscreant sidekicks, and the writing.

 

This is old-fashioned detective fiction, with plenty of pounding the pavement, talking to people for leads, and the occasional fight.  On the surface, there’s not much there.  That’s where Leitner’s skill comes in: she turns a simple plot into an addicting rush of a read.

 

You can’t help but love Thor Cole and his attempts to be a brilliant detective. He lives in a seedy Pittsburgh apartment, and things just never seem to go right.  He gets in trouble with his roommate Brittanie for using household appliances as weapons in fights and not replacing them (this guy should advertise for the George Foreman Grill).  He manages to bash himself in the head with a bicycle in a misguided attempt to prevent bike theft.  Somehow, most of his “detective” work has him winding up at bars and drinking too much.  He’s a perfect folk hero for the neighborhood, and his antics, and constant snarky way of looking at things, are what makes him such an engrossing character.

 

The sleuthing part of the book is simple enough. Cole and company are investigating a hit and run in their trashy neighborhood, and it’s a highly entertaining ride as they smash and crash their way through the case: subtlety is not in their vocabulary.  The case does evolve into a larger plot concerning the whole neighborhood and sleazy developers, but this is really all about the tone and style, and it’s perfect for the characters and neighborhood.  That’s what makes Cole great: he’s the kind of dude that ordinary, blue-collar people will love.  The story itself may not be new, but the writing certainly is, and keeps readers engaged right to the end.

 

Leitner also does a great job bringing Pittsburgh to life: she clearly knows Pennsylvania and its quirks.  You have to be a local to know about beer stores, swill brands like Iron City and Straub, the unofficial Steelers fight song (not a good choice), etc.

 

Bottom line: it’s a don’t miss.  Leitner has already shown a singular voice with her dystopian satires: add “multi-faceted” to the list with this “slacker noir” tale.  Hopefully, Cole will return, and isn’t put out to pasture: who needs a stylish Sonny Crockett for a detective when you have a banged-up, alcohol-chugging Thor Cole? Cole would have whipped him in a fight anyhow.  Highly recommended.

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson

Book Review: Bad Vibrations by Lucy Leitner

 

Bad Vibrations by Lucy Leitner 

Blood Bound Books, Oct.  2022

 

ASIN: B0BB86Y3G7

 

Available: Kindle edition (pre-order) ( Amazon.com )

 

Bad Vibrations is a wonderfully crazy, somewhat satirical look at a cult of health-crazed nuts that take it to extremes, and how the folks of rural Pennsylvania react to them.  It’s messy at times, and will make you laugh out loud at others.  This book takes the “crazy cult” plot to a whole new level, and does it in slam-bang fashion.

 

Poor Valerie!  She’s a nice young lady with a decent life and career, but she feels like she just isn’t reaching her true potential.  Like many, she turns to the Internet for help and falls under the spell of Doctor, another self-help/health guru, who promises his followers to unlock the secret of “energy” in their lives.  Valerie goes to the group’s compound for a weekend stay, but unfortunately, the local residents (who hate those damn health nut hippies) show up also.  As you might guess, all hell breaks loose.  

 

Part 1 of the book details Valerie and her introduction to the group, and that’s where most of the satire and humor is.  The group’s methods are truly hilarious.  Mastering that “energy” consists of things like hula hooping while bouncing on a trampoline, screaming sessions, sex with whoever is around, and the most important part… drinking each other’s blood each evening.  No wonder the locals call them vampires!  It’s highly entertaining, especially reading how the “healthies” insult strangers.  “You have so many free radicals it’s like your body just liberated a gulag!”  “Your vitamin D levels are so low they’re hanging out with you!”  That part alone is enough to justify the price of the book.

 

Part 2 is the action section, and that’s where the author puts the pedal through the floorboard.  Carnage abounds as tensions between the locals and “vampires” reach the breaking point, and it becomes a big mess of bullets, blades, bows, and flammable liquids.  Valerie has to decide who to side with: does she truly believe Doctor and his teachings, or is everybody but her truly nuts?  It’s non-stop excitement right up to the last page.

 

Bottom line: it’s nice to have a book that makes the old “psychotic cult” fiction trope interesting again, and Bad Vibrations does exactly that, it’s a thrilling satire that horror readers should flock to.  Recommended.

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson

Book Review: Severance by Ling Ma

Severance by Ling Ma

Farrar, Straus, and Giroux,  2018

ISBN-13: 978-0374261597

Available: Hardcover, Kindle edition, audiobook

 

Severance starts out fast and almost funny, with the author’s description of a group of survivors Googling YouTube videos on survival skills, because of course they are.  It’s 2011, and the End is here. The world has been felled by Shenzhen fever, which is a fungal infection with symptoms that initially mimic the common cold, transported worldwide from factories in China that pay their workers almost nothing and force them to work under unhealthy conditions to produce cheap consumer goods. As the infection progresses, victims find themselves trapped in repeating the same familiar motions, such as setting and clearing the table, over and over, even after their minds are gone.

Candace Chen, a millennial first-generation Chinese immigrant who is now a naturalized American citizen, loves New York City and survives there by working for a publishing company that contracts out its work to the Chinese factories in Shenzhen. Specifically, it’s her job to get Bibles published there. Ma’s demonstration of the hypocrisy involved on the part of  companies profiting off Christianity demanding custom Bibles published cheaply, and Candace’s active role in it (she is not a likable character, although she does have some relatable moments) despite the harm done to Chinese workers, is about as subtle as an anvil hitting the reader on the head. She writes lightly, though, and it often reads as satirical rather than serious.

When Candace considers quitting, she realizes she can’t escape complicity as long as she participates in a consumer economy where too many people are ready to buy cheaply made goods, and she loves the city too much to leave. As people flee the city to escape Shenzhen Fever,  or at least spend their limited lifespans with family, Candace stays put. Soon she is the only employee left at her company, kept there only by the financial incentive of a large bonus if she continues going in until a certain date, and with only her camera to keep her company as she documents the deserted city for her blog, determined to stay to the bitter end. There isn’t a lot of action in this part, so you might think this would get boring, but it just continues to build the tension.

When she does leave, she runs into a small band of survivors in an otherwise empty world, led by a power-hungry IT guy whose brutality has been freed by the end of civilization, who frequently stops the group to break into houses and steal the belongings of the dead (or sometimes the infected, mindless, living) on their way to a “safe place” he knows of, which turns out to be a shopping mall in a Chicago suburb. If you are starting to get a Romero vibe, I will tell you there are monsters in the shopping mall, but the horror is not what you think it’s going to be. Once again, we get a long, slow build broken by sharp, fast moments of violence.

This is not as straightforward a story as I have described here. The plot threads are entangled, as we learn about the effects of Candace’s story of immigration and family, both in China and the United States; her attempts to fit in with her peers and build romantic relationships; her general feeling of randomness as a twentysomething in New York City; the comfort of working in a job you are good at but don’t necessarily like; and her grasping at survival by any means necessary once that privilege is no longer available. It’s not really possible for me to explain how these come together to make her story, a disturbing and yet one which has many elements to it that should make the reader personally uncomfortable. Beyond her own story, once you read the description of  the fungal infection that ends everything, Shenzhen Fever, you’ll find yourself holding your breath. Funny and full of dread, satirical and serious, and somehow pre-apocalyptic, apocalyptic, and post-apocalytic all in the same book, Severance definitely isn’t for everyone, but readers willing to slow down occasionally will enjoy the subtle humor, feel the growing dread and desperation, and find there’s a lot for their minds to chew on.