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Book Review: Night of the Living Toilet Paper (Alien Survival Guide #2) by Kevin Garone

Night of the Living Toilet Paper bookcover

Night of the Living Toilet Paper (Alien Survival Guide #2) by Kevin Garone

Temor Press, 2025

ISBN: 9788991328449

Available: Hardcover, paperback, ebook edition (pre-order)

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The irresistible, alien-chasing young scamps are back! Thankfully, author Garone thought his prior book, I Know What UFO Did Last Summer, was good enough to continue the story. Night, while a bit different in scope, has all the charm and enchantment of the original.

 

In Night, original members Marvin (code name: Gold Leader), Jace (code name: Baller One) and Nora (code name: Space Cadet) all return, and they have expanded their ranks to include Kenji Kowahara (code name: Pyro). You can guess what his specialty/obsession is!

 

The story finds the four of them trying to destroy a giant animated mass of toilet paper, which is under control of a Sleech, one of the creatures from the first book. It’s a good story and written as well as the first: it’s just a bit smaller/more focused in scope. The first book had the team in a few different places, (woods, a super secret lab) and tackling a few different related problems. This time, it’s pretty much the team vs. the paper monster in their neighborhood: that’s the crux of almost all the story. Does it work? Yes, very well, it just isn’t as broad of a plot. Think of it as a smaller version of the original, but just as good (kind of like those downloadable expansions they do for video games these days).

 

There are some good modifications from the first book. For one, the kids really don’t get any help this time. It’s up to them alone to use their ingenuity and make the right decisions to outwit the creature, and that’s what makes the characters and their specialties stand out. Marvin and Jace are still good as team leader and tactics officer, respectively, but Nora’s character plays a bigger role this time, with her developing abilities as a backyard mechanic proving critical to the team. Kenji also has a big part, as his fire obsession comes in very handy when the team is on the defensive against the TP monster. As before, it’s the comradeship between them all that carries the story. The author may be planning ahead, as there are some very slight hints that the kids may be starting to mature. They have to deal with the actual loss of a person– a minor character– but a loss nevertheless, and there are a couple other subtle hints.

 

Bottom line is, if you liked the first one, you don’t want to miss this. It has all the characteristics that made the first one such a pleasant surprise. Whether they are trying to use an inflatable mattress as a boat, or riding motorcycles while spitting flames, it’s hard to avoid loving the antics of Marvin and his team. Certainly recommended!

 

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson

 

 

Book Review: Across the Dunes: A Folk Horror Fairy Tale Set in the Present Day by Dan Soule

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Across The Dunes: A Folk Horror Fairy Tale Set in the Present Day by Dan Soule

Silver Thistle Press, 2025

ISBN: ‎ 9781917794008

Available: Paperback, Kindle edition

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An eclectic mix of fairy/folk tale, horror splat, and modern times, this will certainly appeal to readers who were taken with Stephen King’s Fairy Tale and Joseph Sale’s Carcosa series. Across the Dunes is not set in a separate realm, unlike the above, but it retains many of the same elements. Most importantly, like those books, this tale is one you will want to read right through to the finish.

 

The story takes a measured pace through the first 88 pages, as protagonist Michael Lorimer returns to the English seaside town where he grew up to sell the family beach house nestled by the dunes of the ocean. He has his 16 year old son with him, who he has just learned about. It’s a good use of a lead-in to the main plot, as you learn a bit of the town history and associated legends, and get the idea that there is something forbidding about the sand dunes around the house and town. It’s given in snippets: there’s no predictable, lengthy, exposition. On page 89, the gears of weirdness start really whirling and firing, with a graveyard of dolls and an abandoned bus starting the next phase of the story. From there on, it runs in high gear right to the finish.

 

This book gets high marks especially for its unpredictability and creative settings. Just when you think it will throw you a fastball down the middle, you get a curve instead, and it happens throughout the story. What happens in the sand dunes with the old equipment found there is a good example, but you’ll have to read it, as I don’t want to give too much away. Creative settings, like the doll graveyard (and other oddities found there) keep the story interesting.

 

The author does an excellent job turning the sand dunes into a living, breathing entity that exudes menace; not the easiest job in the world, considering the normal state of sand, but it is great fun here, as the sand slithers and worms its way after the heroes, always finding a way in. This is turning the inanimate into an animated object, without resorting to overblown gimmicks like screaming faces and appendages appearing in the sand. It’s a fresh take on folk horror, brought into the modern day with some pretty messy sections, especially when one of the locals starts going wild with a meat cleaver. This book truly is a blend of a lot of different things, and the parts certainly add up to an entertaining whole.

 

It’s hard to categorize this book overall, and that’s probably a good thing, it doesn’t slip neatly into any category, other than the “you don’t want to miss this” category. It’s certainly worth the read, and recommendation.

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson

 

 

Book Review: The Last Breath Before Death by Alan Golbourn

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The Last Breath Before Death by Alan Golbourn

Gelbs Publishers Ltd, 2924

ISBN: (Hardback) 978-1-03690245-2, (Paperback) 978-1-9993795-9-9,                  (eBook) 978-1-9993795-8-2

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The Last Breath Before Death is the fourth horror novel by Alan Golbourn, who is of British and American descent. The principal character is Jimmy Cochran, a freelance writer and graphic novel illustrator. Jimmy lives in New York City but spent his early life in England. He has personally experienced paranormal phenomena but is skeptical of public claims of hauntings and other paranormal events. He investigates some of these and publishes his findings in newspapers and magazines.

 

His mother, who lives in England, tells him that his estranged half-brother and a friend have gone missing during a camping trip in Germany. Jimmy agrees to travel to England and investigate after a psychic tells him that the pair are in danger. Jimmy learns that they were investigating the provenance of a mysterious relic. Jimmy eventually learns that the relic is integral to the resurrection of a powerful cult of vampires and revenants, called “Nachzehrers”. The cult has ties to the Serbian “Black Hand” terrorists, who assassinated Archduke Ferdinand of Austria and his wife Sophie, the event that kicked off World War I.

 

Jimmy and a few local policemen from a town in northern Germany find a site in the mountains where the cult plans to torture and eat Jimmy’s brother and other captives to gain strength and immortality during the “Blood Moon”. The last few chapters describe the violent and gory battle with the cult in detail.

 

The plot’s first half moves along slowly as it progresses through lengthy and stilted dialogue. Although readers will learn some British slang and idioms, it is difficult to believe that people speak so formally. There are a few gratuitous digressions, such as the urban legend about cat and dog meat in Chinese food and rants about being dumped in dating apps. Once Jimmy arrives in Germany, the plot advances at a nice pace. The dramatic ending is worth waiting for. There is moderately intense, casual sex with a tattoo artist and mild use of profanity.

 

Reviewed by Robert D. Yee