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Baby Got Books- Horror Remix

I have to thank Sarah Wendell of Smart Bitches, Trashy Books for pointing me in the direction of this link: fantasy author JIm C. Hines’ “Baby Got Books”, a great riff on the Sir Mix-a-Lot song. And now, thanks to our very talented reviewer and zombie editor, MonsterLibrarian.com presents our very own genre-specific version: “Baby Got Books- Horror Remix”. Warning- not for the faint of heart.

Baby Got Books: Horror Remix

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her book.
It is so big. *scoff* It looks like,
one of those Stephen King books.
But, you know, who understands Stephen King? *scoff*
They only read it, because of,
like, alien butt parasites, ‘kay?
I mean, her book, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so thick, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!
It’s just so … creepy!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big books and I can not lie
You other readers can’t deny
That when the cover comes by with a big-ass mace
And a bloody psycho face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your eyes
‘Cause you gotta know who dies
Deep in the pages you’re reading
You’re hooked and people keep on bleeding
Oh baby, I wanna go post-apoc
Or maybe deep special ops
My parents tried to warn me
But every time I fall for the dark and gory
Ooh, cover-embossin’
You got vampires need crossin’?
Well, tease me, bleed me
‘Cause you ain’t all sparkly
I’ve seen them hatin’
To hell with literary fakin’
It’s lean, mean,
Got it goin’ like Brian Keene
I’m tired of happy endings
All the conflict getting mendings
Take your love stories and shove that
Gotta have something to hack

So, readers! (Yeah!) Readers! (Yeah!)
Got your Joe Hill book? (Hell yeah!)
Then read it! (Read it!) Read it! (Read it!)
Read that horror book!
Baby got books!

(Ligotti and Garton)
Baby got books!

Defining Horror Fiction: You Can Do Anything You Can Sing

I just wrote about Booklist taking the opportunity to spotlight horror fiction this month. As part of their spotlight they also had a piece by Joyce Saricks, author of the Readers Advisory Guide to Genre Fiction, called “Reconsidering the Horror Genre“. I have heard so many negative and dismissive comments about the horror genre from librarians of my acquaintance that it was a fun surprise to find a librarian writing about horror who actually likes it and thinks about it. The only other prominent librarian I can think of who does so is Becky Siegel Spratford (note: we also have fantastic librarian reviewers).

I tend to agree with Saricks that straight horror fiction has really suffered with all the genre blending that goes on today- it’s why we find ourselves here at MonsterLibrarian.com reviewing paranormal romance, urban fantasy, thrillers, dark fantasy, science fiction… As I’ve written in the past, mainstream publishers (and the Wall Street Journal) will go to some lengths to avoid slapping the genre label of “horror” on a book (Mulholland Press, a new imprint from Little, Brown, seems to be an exception).

But I’m not sure that I agree with Saricks’ definition of horror fiction. She writes that what makes a book true horror is that “the nature of the menace cannot be explained rationally”. As soon as an explanation of what’s going on comes into play, she says, the book doesn’t qualify as horror anymore. A lot of zombie books posit a virus or scientific reason for the zombie plague- does that mean they’re not horror? I think there are a lot of authors out there who identify themselves as horror writers who would disagree.

Saricks writes that “the key to horror is the pleasure we take in experiencing fear generated by the unknown”. If a novel is predictable, does that mean it’s not horror? Because there is a lot of predictability in genre fiction of any kind, and if you’ve read enough of it, it’s not hard to tell what comes next. It’s actually been pointed out to me recently that sometimes it’s the “train wreck” nature of the plot that is the most horrifying- you see what’s coming, but there’s no way to stop it.

She continues by saying that horror fiction is defined in part by a foreboding atmosphere, that it deliberately keeps readers guessing, lost in the dark. I agree that atmosphere and setting can be important in horror fiction, and sometimes what you can’t see, what’s in the fog, makes for a truly terrifying tale (in fact, it’s a tradition of the Monster Librarian to watch the movie The Fog every Halloween), but the setting doesn’t have to be misty and dark. It can be a shopping mall, someplace bright and cheery with lots of unsuspecting innocents, or a girly slumber party. In fact, places and events that seem normal and even happy can make for some serious scares once evil is on the loose.

She wraps it up by saying that horror fiction should leave endings unresolved. I have to disagree with this as well. Some horror (and some fiction, generally) needs an unresolved ending, but sometimes it’s better to wrap it up, and sometimes the real horror of the story, the part that sticks with you, has nothing at all to do with the ending (that’s the case for me with Alexandra Sokoloff’s The Price I’ve been permanently spooked by that book).

This will seem like a digression, but I promise it’s related. When I took a class on Opera and Musical Comedy in college, the absurd and disturbing characters, events, and relationships that take place in opera made me shake my head in disbelief. My professor put it in perspective for me. He said, “In opera, you can do anything you can sing”. It’s the music, the raw emotion, the drama, the humanity and inhumanity that make opera a transcendent art form that has to be experienced live. Whether you understand the words is unimportant- the story carries you on the sheer power of life lived larger-than-life (trust me, The Tragedy of Carmen is just as powerful when the supertitles fail, ahem, Indianapolis Opera).

And this is also the truth of horror fiction. In horror fiction, a writer can do anything he or she can imagine, but it has to bring to the forefront that raw emotion, and bring the human experience of fear and dread and love and conflict alive.

Do you agree with Saricks? Do you agree with me, or think I’m nuts? Could be both, I guess. Have I convinced you to support your local opera company?

What do you think are the defining characteristics of horror fiction?

Booklist Spotlight on Horror

In awesome news, this month’s Booklist has a spotlight on horror fiction. For those not in the know, Booklist is a professional review journal produced by the American Library Association. Librarians looking for must-have titles consult journals like Booklist to build their collections. In this case, Booklist provided top 10 lists of horror fiction for both adults and teens, and a list of favorite zombie titles. I encourage you to check out their choices and see if you agree. I’d love to see what else you think they ought to have included! Unfortunately, the editor is going on a leave of absence for several months, but it might be fun to send our thoughts on to Booklist.

Congratulations to everybody who made these lists. I’d like particularly to congratulate Madeleine Roux, a first-time author who also attended my alma mater, for making the list of top zombie titles with her novel Allison Hewitt is Trapped.

Enjoy!