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Book Review: You’d Better Watch Out by Frank Cadaver

 

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You’d Better Watch Out  (The Blood Texts #1) by Frank Cadaver

UClan Publishing, 2025

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1916747227

Available: Paperback, Kindle edition

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Nothing says the holidays like a young adult novella about a vengeful elf that indiscriminately flays anyone who misbehaves. You’d Better Watch Out is a gripping tale from the Blood Texts series that will have you turning the pages hoping for more. The author listed is Frank Cadaver, the pen name of Colm Field when he writes YA horror. This book would be a great stocking stuffer for that wacky teen that would prefer chilling horror over another rendition of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.

 

Evangeline and her friends are part of the mean girls clique at school, and after she gets in trouble for bullying the new girl, her mother and father choose different strategies to change Evangeline’s ways. Her mother tries empathy and compassion, while her dad uses a vindictive elf, the Watchful Elf, to guilt her into being a better person. There are so many parenting strategies, who’s to say which is best?

 

The plot seems very simple, but the author imbues it with many questions of morality. It is not as simple as goodness being good and evilness being bad. The elf punishes everyone. It is his perception that makes him act: it doesn’t matter if it was a malicious lie or a white lie to avoid hurting another person’s feelings, the actor will be punished. Everyone around the elf will be attacked; there is no way around it. Wherever Evangeline goes, the elf will follow and inflict injury on everyone around her. Should Evangeline leave her family to save them? The elf has broken many of its previous owners. Will Evangeline fall into the same fate? How long can Evangeline pretend to be good when it is against her nature? The ending is captivating- it is not just black and white, like most morality tales for young people. I like it because it suggests that in a messed-up world, the only way to deal with it is to be a little messed up, too.

 

The Watchful Elf is a play off the ubiquitous Elf on the Shelf that’s pulled out every December. It is poorly constructed, with felt, cardboard, and a saccharine smile on its plastic head. Kids cannot touch the elf or it loses its magic. It is so flimsy that if you were to hand it to a kid, it would be torn apart by the end of the day. Whew! Now we can keep producing this product as cheaply as possible.

 

The Elf on the Shelf watches kids’ every move and reports it to Santa every night. This is why it is found in a different place every morning. Every night, parents place the elf in elaborate and hilarious situations for the kids to find each morning. There is ambiguity in this ritual because the elf acts as a surveillance tool for Santa, reporting the children’s misdeeds, yet the parents are encouraged to put the elf in mischievous situations, because it’s fun to be bad. It’s very counterintuitive and promotes extrinsic motivation instead of intrinsic motivation to be good. Such are the joys of consumerism and living in a police state.

 

It appears the elf did not spark joy in the author’s house and has probably been lazily positioned in a guitar sound hole for multiple days, with his children complaining about the lack of magic in their household. Is this why the author has written about a murderous elf, so his children will never request it taken out of its box again? I don’t know, but in some households, putting away the Elf on The Shelf and reading this spooky novella could be the new holiday tradition.

 

 

Reviewed by Lucy Nguyen

Book Review: Beth is Dead by Katie Bernet

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Beth is Dead by Katie Bernet

Sarah Barley Books/Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1665988698

Available: Hardcover, Ebook edition, audio CD

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Beth is Dead is a modern, original take on Louisa May Alcott’s classic children’s novel, Little Women.

 

I will start by saying that I have read Little Women many times, and most teens today are probably coming at Beth is Dead fresh, which will make a dfference in how it hits. The original novel takes place around the time of the Civil War and is about four sisters, Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March, as they grow up, while their father is with the Union Army. Beth is a fragile “angel of the house” character who dies tragically from illness near the end.

 

Beth is Dead not only brings the story to the present day, but remixes it. This time, the story starts with the discovery of Beth March’s body by sisters Jo and Amy, in a nearby park on New Year’s Day. Bernet name-checks a lot of minor characters from the original book– Amy and Beth had gone to Sallie Gardiner’s yearly party, and had a fight, after which Amy left. There are plenty of secrets about what happened that night.

 

But the story really starts much earlier, when the March sisters’ father published a bestselling novel detailing their private lives, Little Women, that became controversial because protesters objected to a man exploiting women’s lives for money. Threats caused him to leave home, and he hasn’t returned. In the fictionalized book, Beth dies at the end in a tragic car crash, and since the book is loosely based on their lives, most people think she is dead until she does an interview with Teen Vogue: now everyone is waiting to see what she does next. Beth’s boyfriend, Henry Hummell, is supportive and caring and doesn’t care about the book, and she is a gifted pianist. Life is looking up for her. After the interview, their Aunt March offers to pay for Beth to attend Plumfield, an arts boarding school: she just has to decide if that’s what she wants. I liked Beth a lot in this book– she grows past the “angel of the house” stereotype into someone more complex and independent. able to speak up for herself.

 

The story is told in alternating first person points of view by Beth (in the past), and Jo, Meg, and Amy (with different chapters set in the past and present). First person gives the reader a much different and more immediate view of the remaining three girls than a third person perspective. I really disliked Jo, who comes across as attention-seeking, selfish, naive, and only interested in picking up social media followers. I was less impatient with Amy, a wannabe artist, because it quickly became obvious where her story was going. Meg didn’t really have a compelling storyline, although it was nice to see that she had big dreams and was going after them while she worked out her feelings about John Brooke, which doesn’t happen in the original. Race plays a more obvious role: Jo’s friend Laurie goes from having olive skin and “Italian features” in the original book to Black in this one, and John Brooke is also Black: this affects their encounters with law enforcement, as both are suspects at some point. The least compelling element of the book to me was the Jo-Laurie-Amy storyline. Bernet didn’t have the opportunity to develop the relationship between Laurie and Amy convincingly, or resolve the hurt feelings between Jo and Laurie. Unfortunately, most conflicts in the book felt forced, and many secondary characters were flat, as there simply wasn’t space for character development.

 

Bernet does an effective job of depicting anger and grief, and the way sisters can be there for each other even at their worst. But the mystery didn’t feel very original, although there were a few surprising moments. The book moves along at a fairly fast clip, with plenty of accusations, missteps, and betrayals, so teens who like a mystery that moves along, with a dash of romance and family drama, whether they’ve read the original or not, may enjoy this book.

 

Reviewed by Kirsten Kowalewski

 

Book Review: Hall-Lore-Ween by Josh Spero, illustrated by TT Hernandez

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Hall-Lore-Ween, by Josh Spero, illustrations by TT Hernandez

Castle Bridge Media, 2024

ISBN: 9788989593477

Available: Paperback, ebook

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A quick 98 page read with a few short stories, a few poems, and some really cool illustrations, Hall-Lore-Ween is the author’s attempt to create Halloween stories for little kids (as well as adults that never grew up, like me) and on that, he succeeds admirably. The stories are short with a bit of spook factor and a lot of charm, and they have (GASP!) happy endings! These would be great to read to your first through third graders, and the adults will get a kick out of them as well. Let’s break it down!

 

The stories: there are three of them, the first involving a possible heritage witch, the second a town with a Halloween tradition/curse, and the last with kids and werewolves. I definitely liked the second one best, and the ending was a real feel-good surprise. It kept me guessing the most. The first story was the closest to a traditional ‘scary’ Halloween story, and the ending wasn’t quite as happy as the others. The last story works with the idea of a new kid trying to find his place, and werewolves are involved. Adult readers will probably guess where the story is going, but remember, the target audience is kids, and they won’t see it coming. And again, a nice, cheerful ending. All the stories are well-done and utterly enjoyable. For me, especially, this is a nice change of pace from the material I am usually asked to review.

 

The poems: hey, I’m no poet, and I know it. Get it? That’s fellow reviewer Nova Hadley’s department. To me, good poems rhyme. These poems rhyme. I enjoyed Shel Silverstein’s poetry, and I enjoyed the Hall-Lore-Ween poems, especially the “Mr. Wolford” poem. OK, no more… I can’t pretend I know beans about poetry.

 

The illustrations: Oh boy, pictures! I like pictures! And these are really cool pictures! Again, I have no art knowledge, I couldn’t tell you the difference between a Jackson Pollock and a finger painting, but I did like the black and white illustrations. The one of the kid with an evil-looking pumpkin head on page 48 was my favorite, and the one of the witch in the first story is a close second. I would have liked two or three illustrations per story instead of only one: they really added to the stories.

 

Bottom line: you will like these, and your kids will probably love them. Purchase this one now, and save it till next October! Recommended.

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson