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Book Review: The Man Who Killed His Wife (and What Happened Afterward) by Wol-vriey

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The Man Who Killed His Wife (and What Happened Afterward) by Wol-vriey

Blood Bound Publishing, 2023

ISBN: 9781948278690

Available: Paperback, Kindle edition

Buy: Bookshop.org | Amazon..com

 

Wol-vriey’s latest is so nutty that readers might just laugh at the absurdity of it all, and that’s not a bad thing.  It’s a merry-go-round of horror craziness, like his last one.

 

Maryanne Wilson wants to get pregnant, but her poor, overworked husband Bob simply doesn’t have the energy for bedroom fun.  So, she turns to her neighbor (who of course happens to be a witch) for a demon sex charm.  That works until an argument with Bob ends in her accidental death.  Unfortunately, the charm causes Bob to have sex with her corpse, which makes him leery of calling the cops.  So, he enlists the help of another neighbor (who of course is a top-level computer hacker) to dispose of the body and come up with a viable explanation.  Naturally, nothing goes right for Bob.  Ashley, the hacker, is a psychotic sadist who wants payment in pain, the corpse won’t stay dead, and there’s the matter of the little blue demon who eats everyone he finds.  It’s a tragic comedy of errors for everyone involved.

 

Enjoying this means not taking it too seriously, as Bob constantly makes boneheaded decisions that no rational person would.  While skipping details to avoid spoilers, let’s say Bob probably could have got out of his mess in less painful ways.  Plus, this must be some apartment building, as it has a witch with real powers and an ace computer whiz with government connections under the same roof.  Who knew they were this common?  That’s why it’s important to remember, none of that matters in this type of fiction.  It’s meant to be fun and not taken too seriously, much like some of the pulp writing of yesteryear.  And, fun this is.

 

As always with this author, the book speeds along, with no deep soliloquies or wasted time.  Despite the pain and gore that show up (and, if you’ve read Wol-vriey before, this isn’t as brutal as some of his other works) the book still has a somewhat lighthearted touch compared to some of his darker, more ‘serious’ efforts.  The little blue demon goes a long way towards keeping this from getting too ugly: it’s such an obnoxious eating machine that you have to chuckle at it, and its final fate is hilarious.  Some of Ashley’s ridiculously painful ideas of a good time (and her amusing notes afterwards) also keep the story trending that way.  Quite over the top, but still entertaining.

 

Bottom line?  This isn’t a book to terrify readers, or bowl them over with its profound nature.  It’s just big, goofy horror fun, and should keep the author’s fans happy until the next one.

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson

 

Posted on February 26, 2024 by , Reply

Graphic Novel Review: Cereal: Sweet Darkness (Cereal #1) by Mark Russell, illustrated by Peter Snejbjerg, Angelica Ingio, Ole Comoll, and Rob Steen

 

Cereal: Sweet Darkness (Cereal #1) by Mark Russell, art by Peter Snejbjerg, Angelica Ingio, Ole Comoll, and Rob Steen

Ahoy Comics, 2023

ISBN-13: 9781952090271

Available: Paperback

Buy: Bookshop.org | Amazon.com

 

The Marquis de Cocoa, a newly turned vampire, insists on continuing a tradition for the villagers in his township in order to conceal his condition. He faces sunrise, as long as he can bear it, to host his popular breakfast parties. If he does not, he fears the people he has come to know and love over the decades will turn on him and punish him for the deaths that have occurred recently. With his faithful wife by his side, this morning’s breakfast festivities begin with a few rather recognizable characters. We have the Barrie family with sons, Franken and Beau, in tow, the latter being quite fond of blueberries. There is a rather dapper looking captain with a handlebar moustache and wearing a perfectly coifed powdered wig. When the Marquis’ rival, the Duc L’Orang, arrives the marquis attempts to outlast his guest lest he discover his secret affliction. Lady Cocoa pardons herself to weep in the hall, and the duke is quick to join her, attempting to strike a deal with her to rid her of her sadness, and help the marquis with his problem. What the smarmy duke doesn’t realize is how loyal she is to her husband until she meets L’Orang at the awaiting carriage and devours him after she has been turned herself. This is only the first chapter of the book.

 

Further chapters give us the tragic origin of Franken Barrie; the story of the Leprechaun King’s much desired crown, adorned with emblems representing the four wisdoms; the vengeful ghost who executes the wearer if they do not respect the wisdoms; and more. Political intrigue runs throughout, as well as depictions of numerous cereal mascots, including Snap, Crackle, and Pop, The Brute, Toucan Sam, and so many others. Seeing the Honey Smacks cereal mascot as a gravedigger was great.

 

Cereal collects chapters that were originally published in the Edgar Allan Poe’s Snifter of Terror anthology and includes three new tales. While clearly satire, Cereal: Sweet Darkness spins suspenseful tales with deeply tragic and interesting characters. I find myself wanting more of these stories. Writer Mark Russell authored the satirical Exit Stage Left: The Snagglepuss Chronicles, which reimagined the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character as a gay playwright during the era of McCarthyism. It was well done, so trust that Russell presents a great story here as well.

 

Highly recommended

Reviewed by Lizzy Walker

Posted on December 14, 2023 by , Reply

Book Review: Petite Mort by S.C. Mendes and Nikki Noir

 

Petite Mort by S.C. Mendes and Nikki Noir

 

Blood Bound Books, Oct. 2022 (Halloween release date)

 

ASIN: BOBB87TLWY

 

Available: Kindle edition ( Amazon.com )

 

Petite Mort is a short story collection that reads like a crossbreed of the Hostel movies and a Jenna Jameson film fest, but with more originality and better storytelling.  This will appeal to readers who like healthy doses of gore and raunchiness.  If you can handle that, the stories are worth a read.

 

There are eight stories, six short and two longer ones. A few have been previously published in other collections.  The main selling point: none of the stories have the tired and overused “male psycho kidnaps, rapes, and tortures helpless woman” plot.  There are elements of the supernatural to the majority of the stories, and some of them are WAY off the path of normalcy.  “Santa’s Package”, the longest (and maybe best) story, has a young woman pregnant by either a) Santa Claus, b) alien abduction, or c) she’s just totally nuts.  ‘”Into the Pit” has a demon residing in one of those plastic ball pits kids play in at places like Chuck E. Cheese eateries.  “Cucumbers and Comforters” has a kappa, a somewhat reptilian water deity from Japanese folklore.  Kudos to author Nikki Noir for working the kappa into a story. It’s fun when authors use lesser-known deities from mythologies other than the familiar Greeks as a story backbone.  

 

The rest of the stories are a touch more “normal”, that being a relative term here, but they all are page turners and pack good doses of creativity, along with heavy doses of splat and lewdness.  Certain tumescent organs being chopped off, horror movie themed sex toys, people being literally torn apart through every possible orifice, it’s all here… for a certain reader type.  

 

Two other things worthy of special mention: the story “HorrorGasm”, which does a slick job of creating a wild revenge tale, while managing to poke fun at the dorks who sit around watching online porn all day.  For hilarity, “Santa’s Package” wins, running away with the writing of Santa’s bedroom scene. He’s quite the ‘jolly old elf’!  The author’s turning of Christmas clichés into witty double entendres is side-splittingly funny: you’ll laugh hard enough to turn your own belly into a bowl full of jelly.  

 

Bottom line: this one is good entertainment for certain readers, just don’t take any of it too seriously.  It’s all meant to be fun, over-the-top craziness, and it succeeds well on that score.  However, this is for adults only: don’t let your junior high students near this one.  Recommended for lovers of splat and sleaze.

 

Reviewed by Murray Samuelson

Posted on October 18, 2022 by , Reply
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